when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo him so I but a $1 bill on the track. that was the day I found out paper is already flat
Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.
How even the what what
We told you to stop oiling your house facades, now look what’s happened. You brought this upon yourself.
-NV City Council
(psst check out the explanation for this photo on my blog postbusting)
Librarians are well known for sneaking in books by dangerous authors. In 1988, two copies of “Pride and Prejudice” were found in Night Vale. No one knows quite how many people read these copies, but the ensuing riots inconvenienced hundreds and led to the current cleaning schedule.